pee + poop.

i WILL go lesbian for you.

when someone meets me:

they think I’m all shy like

But then they get to know me and I’m more like

(via consumeallthebeauty)

my body can't take this.

UPDATED 2011 BUCKET LIST!

1. no pants subway ride
2. either get an industrial bar or pierce my nose…most likely bar cuz everyone does nose
   
3. relay for life (finally!!!)
   
4. do a power hour ..hehe
5. see miranda sings in concert!!
6. lollapalooza
7. go fishing
8. go streaking
9. DISNEYWORLD. FOR REAL THIS TIME.
10. sleep in a car out under the stars
11. invent a recipe
12. get a real job in the summer (in addition to babysitting)
13. get the g clef/bass clef heart tattoo on my foot/ankle
14. go sing/entertain at a children’s hospital as a volunteer with some buddies
15. go camping
16. sing the national anthem in front of a large crowd
17. rockefeller tree lighting
18. poop outside (not joking)
19. try 5 completely new foods
20. SPLITS!

haley reinhart

better fucking win.